i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
Admittedly, I have once been on the business end of a police raid. [laughs] It was dumb, but, uh… some friends of mine and I, back when I was living in Orlando, used to play with Airsoft guns. We’d gotten a couple of new ones and we were in the middle area of the apartment complex shooting each other and playing around […] We noticed people were starting to get uncomfortable, so we went inside and, you know, we weren’t doing anything really bad.
A while later, somebody looks out the window and notices there’s a couple of police cars pulling up outside. We kind of put two-and-two together that maybe things were about to go bad and put all the airsoft guns in the back room. […] And the way it happened to work was: I was coming back down the hall from putting those away, and the front door was straight in front of me, when they opened the door — they knocked, we opened the door, and on either side of the door was three guns; they were just, like, leaning to the side, pointing down. So I’m staring down all six of these weapons —INTERRUPTED—
But here’s the thing, though: so they received a threat that there are people playing with guns, they show up at this place, they open the door… none of us are handcuffed. They kind of look around the room, they come in, then everybody’s told to put their hands up as they kind of survey the scene. They see a thing of Airsoft BBs on the table and go, “God damn it, where the — where are they? Where are the Airsoft guns?” and I’m like, “They’re back there.” I start to put my hands down to get them and they’re like, “Nonononono! Put them up!” I’m like, “Okay!”
I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets
girls don’t like boys girls like the starship enterprise
Make me choose
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If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.
who wouldnt reblog wallace wells
# no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie
today was a lazy art day
Meg messed with Ryan on the Patch #67
when you’re making cookies, right before you pop em in the oven, do you ever just really want to eat the dough? then you do. then someone shouts at you about salmonella or some other disease and you sigh because cookie dough is jusT SO GOOD.
welp! here’s the recipe for edible cookie dough! no sickness risk!
Total amount of time: ~10 minutes
- 1/2 cup of all purpose flour
- 1 pinch of salt
- 3 tablespoons of butter
- 1/4 cup of brown sugar
- 2 tablespoons of white sugar
- 3/4 teaspoon of vanilla extract
- 1 tablespoon of milk
- 1/4 cup of chocolate chips (mini, if you have them)
Combine flour, white sugar, brown sugar, salt, butter, vanilla and milk in a bowl. Then, fold in the mini chocolate chips.
You can either put this in a little bowl to eat like a soft dessert, or roll the dough into little balls and cool them. Once cooled, you can throw them into ice cream or whatever else you like! Stick a lollipop stick into the dough balls for cookie dough cookie pops!
more recipes here
im doing this RIGHT the fuck now